Wed Jul 26 14:56:16 PDT 2006

K-9 Craziness

So, after checking my luggage, and after getting a complete lack of help from the ticket agent regarding the security line, I decided to risk it. Glindy and I made a quick run over to the puppy park, and then headed upstairs to the security checkpoint.

The line was long, but manageable. I still had plenty of time to make pre-boarding, so things were looking up.

About halfway through the security line, Glindy notices a stuffed dog in the arms of a young girl in front of us. She starts to rear up for a closer sniff--something she definitely knows better than to do--and got a sharp no and an ineffective leash correction from me.

The leash correction was ineffective because I had my hands-free leash attached to the D-ring of her detachable-backpack webbing at the time. I usually have to take her working collar off to get through the security checkpoint, so of course she was testing the limits.

Then, a few minutes later, the police K-9 unit decides to pay us all a little visit. Glindy started whining and straining at her leash, creating a wonderfully absurd visual. There I was, in the middle of a large crowd, with a roller bag in one hand, a computer case in my other hand, a detached service dog backpack in my other other hand, and a frenzied dog yanking my pelvis around like I was doing an Elvis impersonation.

Needless to say, I was not amused. I got Glindy and the baggage vaguely under control, but she continued whining loudly, clearly creating a disturbance. Had I been any less busy trying to keep it all from flying apart again, I would have been mortified.

To their credit, the TSA agents figured out that Glindy was reacting to the K-9 unit, and pulled me out of line so we could get through the checkpoint and away from the other dog. I suppose they would have also been within their rights to simply eject us from the airport, but they apparently decided to push us on ahead, for which I was profoundly grateful.

After passing through the metal detectors, I thanked the TSA agents for their assistance and apologized profusely for the disruption. They passed it off as no big thing, but I definitely think credit is due for their prompt and carefully-measured response.

After we got to the gate, a few people came up to me to offer sympathy. No one besides me seemed to think that Glindy's behavior had been completely over the top, and I was glad that I didn't have to excuse it to anyone.

In fact, one lady who'd witnessed the whole thing even asked if I minded if her young daughter petted Glindy. Personally, I wouldn't have wanted to pet a dog who'd just behaved so rambunctiously, much less let my child do it, but this lady seemed comfortable with it.

Under the circumstances, I should have said no, but I really wanted Glindy and I to redeem ourselves, so I let the little girl give Glindy a fish-skin treat. Of course, when the little girl decided to keep petting Glindy while she was eating, I had second and third thoughts about whether I'd completely lost my mind, but Glindy was now acting like the perfect service dog, and munched contentedly without any concern about the girl at all.

The girl's mother and I gently moved her away so Glindy could eat in peace. After that, I sat there and thanked providence that nothing worse had happened at the airport, and vowed that we'd begin a new program of desensitization when I got back home.

After that, the rest of the flight went smoothly. When I got to the gate, the agents were very solicitous. They asked if I needed bulkhead seating, and took a few minutes before pre-boarding to rearrange some through-passengers so make a bulkhead seat available.

And the most amazing thing? All during boarding, all the passengers walking by my seat had to say was how cute Glindy was, or how well-behaved she was compared to their own dogs at home.

Incredible, but true.

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